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12.10.2025

Ładne niebo po zachodzie słońca.

11.10.2025

'Koniec szkoły' (cover) [+18] w stylu starego Disco.
Oryginal russian lyrics: ROFLMAN [ @usikov_production ], song: 'Выпускной'
Napisałem polskie słowa do tej rosyjskiej piosenki, a AI w miarę dobrze je wyartykułowało.
Piosenka dla osób pełnoletnich! Przynajmniej dla tych, które ukończyły już szkołę ;)

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10.10.2025

Tłumacz Gugiela chyba miał dziś zły dzień... Jak sobie poradziłem? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WIoLGdMc60I

09.10.2025

Czy firma 'KONIEC BIEGU' będzie chciała też zdjęcia czyjejś DUPY z różnych kątów do swojej kolekcji zbierania danych bardzo osobowych? Zrobią sobie model 3D twojej głowy? Do tego już doszło? A kropla krwi pod diabelskim cyrografem? Nigdy nie wrócę na ten chujowy portal.

08.10.2025 Gdańsk

Budowa basenu już osiągnęła poziom gruntu i wychodzi na powierzchnię.

07.10.2025 Gdańsk

Jesień w pełnej krasie. Dziś słonecznie i ciepło. Na jutro zapowiadają deszcze.

06.10.2025

'Historia techniki audio' w starym dobrym stylu Doo-Woop. Kilka godzin mojej pracy. Potrzebuję więcej kawy ;)

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The History of Audio Technology

[doo-wop, piano]
Technical progress is advancing,
and sometimes I feel old,
because my eyes are getting weaker,
and I have to wear glasses now.

I still have unique, old impressions,
on various old media.
I want to save them from oblivion,
hence my melancholy.

Tape on a reel or in a cassette,
is too fragile, it often gets damaged,
so it won't survive in today's world,
although many people like anything shiny.

Although a vinyl record is fragile,
it can break or scratch,
however, there was a drought in vintage music,
so they managed to adapt it.

Even though it crackles and is so big,
it's celebrating a second youth.
And the CD is already annoying people.
It often ends up in electronic waste.

I still remember the tape fondly.
and it will remain in my memory.
When I sometimes play with a screwdriver.
and I make it spin... let it spin!

[music]
[rock, R&B, emotional]

Today, I have almost everything on my smartphone.
Bank, Games, Calendar, Camera, Suno...
The manufacturer put it in my hands.
So I could transfer my data and delete the old ones.

Because that's how politics is in the world.
The decision was made somewhere, someone high up.
to keep everything on THEIR media.
Preferably far away, preferably in the cloud.

Everything looks beautiful in the commercials,
but where will your data PHYSICALLY be?
Everything looks simple and great,
and what if the admin cuts off your access?

And won't you find yourself in a nightmare mess
when the city's power goes out for a long time?
You'll join the ranks of losers
because you'll lose access to YOUR data!

Before you drive yourself crazy,
maybe make a copy, just to be safe?
It's worth keeping it somewhere safe.
If you neglect it, you'll regret it.

You can professionally shine
by copying data, even though it's boring.
Sometimes it's just a button press,
sometimes it takes more, but it's not difficult...

[music]

06.10.2025

Wpadła w moje łapki kaseta. Grupa 'Salem' album 'Skate'. Historia polskiego rapu. Sam początek. Może nawet to pierwsza rapowa kaseta w Polsce? z 1993 roku, a 13 lat temu już ktoś wrzucił ją w całości na Jutub więc nic nie muszę z nią robić prócz słuchania na starym magnetofonie ;) Nie są to dobre teksty, nie jest to profesjonalna muzyka (mn. Atari !) ale bierzmy poprawkę na to, że tworzyli ją nastolatkowie i śpiewali o otaczającej ich szarej, smutnej rzeczywistości.

05.10.2025

'Za cztery lata mistrzostwo świata'. albo krócej 'Koncert Szopenowski'
Piosenka o Konkursie Szopenowskim, z dużą ilością przekleństw a więc dla pełnoletnich [+18]. Inspiracja obrazkiem satyrycznym zamieszczonym poniżej (za każdym razem śmieszy mnie tak samo :)

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World Championship in 4 years

Autumn is coming, the wind is blowing through my hair.
Time to drink mulled wine, not cold beer.
The International Chopin Competition
is being broadcast live on TVP again.

In our neighborhood open balconies.
Voices echo, everyone excited.

[piano melodic interlude]

Polyphony present in nocturnes and mazurkas.
With an open beer, the evening is a success
so you don't miss a thing, my daughter has a diaper
(She's pounding on those keys, fuck!)

Zdzicho, a great connoisseur
right from the door.
Why so fucking quiet?
Are you playing for yourself? ...or for me?!

Who should I root for when the list is long?
Is Piotr Pawlak or Michał Basista better?

The neighbor from number eight: (And that Chinese player
is so thin... Not like Wierciński!)

There's no hope when choosing equipment
(Do you really prefer Yamaha to Steinway?)

When the next critic plays, it'll be a success:
(What the fuck was that supposed to be? An etude?!)

He's gotten really fat tuning pianos
Who the fuck taught you fingering, you little prick?

(When you play, it's scher-what, dickhead?)

(Fuck, Chinaman again?)

When the music flows, you can always interrupt it
(What are you playing, what are you playing?, you fucking dickhead?)

When a well-known fragment comes up, they shout in a whole gang
(Now piano! rubato! and accelerando!)

Everyone knows enough here
to discover, even from their high school exams,
rapid repetitions and trills
and appreciate the clarity of texture

And when the sound fades
Then all of Poland
shouts at the pianist
('Push the pedal!')

And fuck it, the concert's over

A few hours pass, it's after dinner
everyone listens in silence to expert reports

Every Pole knows Chopin very well and cares about the world
just like they do about sports, health...
airplane accidents...

Every day he sits quietly like a mouse under a fence,
because he's long since buried his talents.
Every five years, he wants to show off his knowledge
and say: Fuck! Did you hear him? He really screwed it up!

(ooo-eeeeee ooo-eeeeee ooo-eeeeee ooo-eeeeee )
(we won't give up! we won't give up!)

04.10.2025

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